Em spoofs Lohan, Lohan spoofs self

Fresh off of her breakup with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan spoofed herself on FunnyOrDie.com: She made a fake eHarmony ad where she uses gender-neutral language such as “mate” and the pronouns “he or she” when describing her perspective partner. So I guess Lindsay hasn’t caught a one-way train out Gaytown just because things went sour with Sam.

In the video she also pokes fun at her arrests, relationships, career, probation and family. I didn’t realize everything that had actually happened with her, but she spells it out. And good for her: Now she can start new and maybe find happiness.

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony spoof video can be found below.

In related news, Eminem, who is famous for homophobic comments used to stir up press, has a new song out called “We Made You.” In the video he raps the following about/to Lindsay and Sam and spoofs them in the video: “He does not mean to lesbian offend / Lindsay, please come back to seeing men. / Samantha’s a 2, you’re practically a 10. / I know you want me girl, /  in fact I see you grin like a mean girl.” Charming, isn’t it? Even though this was released just before the breakup, noting the above spoof, it’s clear that Lindsay isn’t going back to just men. I also doubt that she would date you, Em.

He clearly doesn’t understand the value of women like Sam in the lesbian community. First of all, she is a butch. On a scale of one to 10, that gives her an automatic five points right off the bat. She doesn’t even have to be an attractive butch: Just being butch gets her those points. Plus, Sam is troubled. That gets her another five points. So to people who love butch women, she is a perfect 10. 

Eminem’s “We Made You” video can be found below.

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3 thoughts on “Em spoofs Lohan, Lohan spoofs self

  1. Thank you darling! I was often wondering how butch’s were rated! That actually explains a LOT.

    I think “Str8-acting” and “masc” men are rated much the same for us queer men.

  2. Sam and Lindsay are so hotttttt together. I always knew Lindsay had a little bit of lez in her. It just took the right butch.

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