I would like to introduce to you an amazing new product:
This new product is so revolutionary. It can apparently tell expecting mother’s their child’s gender identity while the fetus is still in the womb, 10 to 25 years before the child figures it out for themselves. Because sex is different from gender, right? And this product is for gender. But it can only predict boy or girl, so if your child identifies as some other gender, you are out your $34.95 (or $29.99 if you purchase it at your local Wal-Greens).
Intelligender’s Web site also includes a charming picture of two cups of pee that turn pink or blue depending on the child’s gender. I’ll omit that image.
There are also two hilarious testimonial videos, only one of which I could embed. The other can be found here.
Moral of the story: Consult a dictionary before naming your product, or risk looking like a total dumbass.