Texas eliminates marriage for everyone

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The Miami Herald is reporting that a technicality in the wording of the Texas Defense of Marriage Act may actually ban all marriages, not just those pesky homo ones.

In the state constitutional amendment it states, “Marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.”

But the huge issue is in following statement meant to block civil unions and domestic partnerships: “This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.”

“You do not have to have a fancy law degree to read this and understand what it plainly says,” said Barbara Ann Radnofsky, a Houston lawyer and Democratic candidate for attorney general. She also said the language effectively “eliminates marriage in Texas.”

Of course this language will not result in an overnight cancellation of all marriages in Texas, it is still quite hilarious. It seems that whomever wrote the Texas DOMA amendment was so worried about gays finding some sort of equality in civil unions or domestic partnerships that they accidentally eliminated marriage for everyone. Talk about irony.

Cue the cynical laughter.

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6 thoughts on “Texas eliminates marriage for everyone

  1. Since when does “similar or identical to x” mean the same thing as simply x?

    4+4 may be identical in its result as ((10*3)/5)+2, but they are both different. What I’m saying is, something might be effectively identical to Texas’s definition of marriage, but if it’s not actually marriage, it’s not allowed.

    Of course I don’t agree with Texas’s stupid rulings, but it’s no legal loophole.

  2. Because Marriage is identical to Marriage and if the state won’t recognize anything identical to marriage (i.e. Marriage), it also strips any marriage within Texas from being legally recognized.

    *chuckles* Dumbasses.

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