It’s been a while since I’ve done a mailbag post, but I haven’t received a gem of an e-mail like this one in a while. Anyway, the following is an actual letter from my inbox. It is posted here verbatim, with no edits. My comments are in italics. If you would like to contact me, please write to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Hi Jamie! I wanted to send you a new preaching Video. http://www.aggressivechristianity.net
Thanks for your time.
We have 13 New Video’s to view on this channel
1. Tale of Two Women Part 1-4
2. God of War Part 1 & 2
3. Intercessions 1, 2 & 3
4. Mock God 1 & 2
5. Repulsive Part 1
Oh wow. So many things. So, so many things.
First, go visit AggressiveChristianity.net.
Isn’t that something? No really, what is that? I wasn’t sure if it was real or a joke, a very, very sick joke. And I’m still kind of not.
Aggressive Christianity is apparently “raising up an army of God’s militant people,” in a fashion eerily similar to the doomsday storyline on Dexter. And members sign over 100 percent of their wealth to the cause, so this is definitely a cult.
Second, watch this video:
The dramatic music! The graphics from the trenches! The speaker’s military uniform! The map in the background! She’s channeling Patton for deity domination. She even goes by general. It’s all so exciting! And she’s just preaching about intercession, a prayer to God on behalf of others. I can’t wait to see the videos they’ll make about more interesting biblical banter.Follow @QueerKnowledge